Scoreless Tie

Saturday, July 24, 2004

More pointless blogging. Never Say Never by Romeo Void (RealAudio of the song on the first link). How the Heck did I get Here? Weeelllll... I took C to work, then went to get gas (and a 2nd coffee) at Wawa (The stores are forty years old this year - first one was right near where I grew up - opened the day after my sister was born). Since by the time I got gas and coffee it was after 10:00 AM I switched on Cartalk on WHYY. Of course, being summer, it was a repeat. One of the bits they did was reading all time best (or worst) country music song titles. So, while I drink my coffee, I googled "best country song titles" googled "best country song titles" and found All-Time Best of the WORST COUNTRY SONG TITLES! Some of my faves:

How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away?
Hand me the Pool Cue and Call Yourself an Ambulance
You can Lock Me Up in Jail & Throw Away the Key, But You Can't Keep My Face from Breaking Out
You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Banister Of Life
You're The Ring Around My Bathtub, You're The Hangnail Of My Life
Get Off The Stove,Grandma, You're Too Old To Ride The Range
Are You Drinkin With Me Jesus?
He Went To Sleep and The Hogs Ate Him (Now Claude's Gone Forever)
How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You, When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?
I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart
I Gave Her My Heart And A Diamond And She Clubbed Me With A Spade
I Gave Her the Ring, and She Gave Me the Finger

And at the bottom of the page was the
Romeo Void link. Ta-daaaa!

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